I explain why we behave and why we eat our veggies. I explain why the 14 year old next door doesn't want to play. I am omniscient as far as Carter is concerned.....scary, I know.
Here's his latest line of questioning:
"Mom, when I'm ready to choose a girl, how will I know I'm gettin' a good one?"
"Don't worry, you'll just know."
"Will you come with me?"
"Where?"
"To the store to pick out a girl."
Bah ha ha ha ha. I explain that it works a little differently than that.
He continues:
"So I just walk up to her and tell her I like her shirt?"
"Well, I guess that's a start."
"And then what would she say?"
"Well, she might say 'thank you, how kind'."
"And then that's it? She's interested?"
"uuhh...not necessarily. Carter, we'll worry about this when you're older, okay?"
Why am I having to explain to my children about dating when they're FIVE?! Justin just forwarded an email this morning that the boys sent him. It was one of those online quizzes. They were proud of their results and just wanted to brag to their dad. The quiz? "How HOT are you?"
Well, they ARE pretty handsome!
2 comments:
hahahaha that just made my night. that's so funny. he's going to be one smoothy when he's old enough to date cuz he's going to have all the pick up lines ready since he's been practicing with his mama since he was 5!!! haha. you do have handsome boys.
That's hilarious! Good thing there's not a return policy on the crazy women in life.
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