See Kirk's Head

"Anyone can be confident with a full head of hair. But a confident bald man-there's your diamond in the rough."

For about a year now Carter has been obsessed with the fact that our friend Kirk is bald. It's sweet how concerned he is, but kind of annoying too, because he just won't let it go. He's always talking about what we can do to help. His best solution is to give Kirk our old "mad scientist"wig we bought a few years ago for a Halloween costume. Once he even asked if he could ride over to his house on his bike and deliver the gift. In his little mind, he would be delivering not only the gift, but also delivering Kirk from the miserable suffering that being bald MUST be. He's so full of compassion!

Anyway, it's been a while since Carter's mentioned it so I assumed he'd forgotten about it. Friday night we had friends over for Justin's birthday, and of course, Kirk was there. You should've seen the look on Carter's face when he realized the time of deliverance had finally come. Kirk was a very good sport! In honor of the special event, I've written a book. Enjoy.

See Kirk's Head

This is Kirk.

Kirk is bald.

See Kirk's bald head.

This is Carter.

Carter is grossed out by Kirk.

See Carter grossed out.

This is our wig.

Carter wants Kirk to have the wig.

Kirk said he will wear the wig.

Carter is happy. See Carter happy.

This is Danielle. She is Kirk's wife. She laughed so hard she cried.

The End.